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The Golden Poop – Holiday Ornament

Matt & Cabell want to celebrate the holidays with your family. Let all your friends know that they are only 5 Decisions Away from getting the coolest holiday ornament in the world! Only 1,000 made – Get them while they’re moist! Pre-orders available now. All ornaments will ship by October 15th. Any orders placed after October 15th will ship immediately. No orders can be guaranteed after December 20th. All shipping is USPS Priority. If you’d like Matt or Cabell to sign the ornament, let us know in the “Additional Order Information” Section. If it’s a gift, let us know and we’ll throw in a special note. Happy Holidays from everyone at 5 Decisions Away.

$14.95 plus $5.99 shipping

The Secret Lives of Hoarders book by Matt Paxton

Learn all about what happens behind the scenes from the man who’s seen it all.

$14.95 plus shipping

The Secret Lives of Hoarders book by Matt Paxton – Signed and Personalized*

Autographed by Matt, learn all about what happens behind the scenes from the man who’s seen it all. (NOTE: To personalize your copy, just fill out the “Additional Order Information” form on the shopping cart page.)

$19.95 plus shipping

Get your clutter on.

If you want to be a part of the Clutter Cleaner team, but aren’t ready to enter a Level 5 Hoarding home, jump into one of our classic Clutter Cleaner shirts as seen on TV. Show your Clutter Cleaner pride early and prove that you knew us when!