Clutter Cleaner Products

The Golden Poop - Holiday Ornament

Matt & Cabell want to celebrate the holidays with your family. Let all your friends know that they are only 5 Decisions Away from getting the coolest holiday ornament in the world! Limited supplies left – Get them while they’re moist!  All shipping is USPS Priority. If you’d like Matt or Cabell to sign the ornament, let us know in the “Add Comments About Your Order” section during Step 4 of checkout. If it’s a gift, let us know and we’ll throw in a special note. Happy Holidays from everyone at 5 Decisions Away.

$14.95 plus shipping
The Secret Lives of Hoarders book by Matt Paxton

Learn all about what happens behind the scenes from the man who’s seen it all.

$14.95 plus shipping
The Secret Lives of Hoarders book by Matt Paxton – Signed and Personalized*

Autographed by Matt, learn all about what happens behind the scenes from the man who’s seen it all. (NOTE: To personalize your copy, just fill out the “Add Comments About Your Order” section during Step 4 of checkout.)

$19.95 plus shipping


Get your clutter on.

If you want to be a part of the Clutter Cleaner team, but aren't ready to enter a Level 5 Hoarding home, jump into one of our classic Clutter Cleaner shirts as seen on TV. Show your Clutter Cleaner pride early and prove that you knew us when!

Clutter Cleaner long sleeve t-shirt

coolest t-shirt ever. black. long sleeve. only available in size Large

$24.95 plus shipping
Clutter Cleaner Sweatshirt

Clutter Cleaner Sweatshirt. Black. Only available in Large.

$39.95 plus shipping
Clutter Cleaner hat - black

With adjustable velcro strap.

$19.95 plus shipping
Clutter Cleaner t-shirt - grey

Just like the crew wears!

$19.95 plus shipping
“Respect the Poop” onesie - back

Ages 0-6 months, 6-12 months.

$15.00 plus shipping
“Respect the Poop” onesie - front

Ages 0-6 months, 6-12 months.

$15.00 plus shipping